Lesson one: Don't take Bus Eireann across Ireland. Small trips? Probably fine (even though coaches are low on my list of favored travel methods, right below old car and above being dragged by a donkey).
See, you'd think that since Ireland is such a small country, it would take very little time to cross it. Of course that doesn't take into account the fact that the roads are still living in the 1800's, or that the bus stops in every small town from point A to point Z.
FridaySo on Friday, what should have been a four hour trip from Dublin to Oranmore to Lisdoonvarna became a nine hour trip from Dublin to Galway to Ennis to Lisdoonvarna.
On the bright side, most of it wasn't the worst coach ride I've ever been on, and the scenery was unparalleled, even through bus windows:
A door in Galway, near the station. I am really fond of this photo, for some reason.
And this is Lee's We're In Galway When We Should Be In Lisdoonvarna Already, Dammit face.
My favorite part (and I say this with appropriate dramatic irony) was the first half of the ride between Ennis and Lisdoonvarna. The bus was so packed with people that I didn't get a seat; the woman getting on after me nearly was shown off the bus because she had nowhere to sit. The driver's assistant gave up his seat for her, but I hid in the back so they wouldn't kick me off (no way was I waiting another four hours in Ennis! It is not that interesting a city). I ended up sitting on the corner of the ledge between the second to last row of seats and the emergency exit stairs. I couldn't sit in the stairwell, which would probably have worked better, because someone was already sitting there. I crunched myself into the seat, facing backwards, and held on for dear life with my left hand on the wall and my right on the chair across the aisle, as the bus bounced through the most winding and rickety streets of Ireland.
Once a few people got off, I managed to get a seat and was able to see something, which is good, as the west of Ireland is maybe the most beautiful place in the world.
(As Lee said, "...a wall?" "It's picturesque," says I.)
(The beach near Lahinch.)
(Countryside on the coast. That blue part in the back? That's the Atlantic, kids.)
We finally arrived in Lisdoonvarna, dropped our things at the hostel (the nicest hostel I've ever been in; it was a classy four star hotel until recently), ate dinner for about three hours (Irish time...), and then wandered the streets of Lisdoonvarna.
I should probably explain that Lisdoon is a holiday town; in September there are about four festivals going on at once, and every other month of the year everyone clears out and it is a ghost town, as it were. The biggest festival is the Matchmaking Festival, which was part of the reason we went (not to be matched, but for a) laughing at those who were & b) the advertised live music every night). So the town was filled with people, and there were flags flying everywhere. Of course most of these people were far older than us; the median age was maybe forty five or so. So as Lee muttered to me in Spanish (we've taken to using Spanish at random moments, both for the practice and to say things we don't want to be overheard), "When we're much, much older and desperate, we'll know where to go..."
SaturdayI should start Saturday at about five am...which is when one of the women sharing our room came back, by herself (her friend having gone to bed earlier; I was asleep by ten). She tumbled into the room and joined her friend (they were sharing the double bed) and had a whispered conversation which I caught very little of. I went back to sleep, and was woken up a couple hours later by the most impressive snoring I have ever heard in my life--and in my life I include all movies, tv shows, and anywhere else that snoring might have had a fantastic expression. This was better. For one thing it was entirely irregular. It mostly began as a series of small snorts that sounded more like farting than snoring; and then an
enormous snorfling roaring snore, followed by a lot of grunting. When I looked over at the bed, her poor bedmate was squished to one edge of the bed, because Snoring Lady had taken up the entire rest. God, but it was hilarious! I don't think I've ever heard any funnier unintentional noise from any human being ever.
After we'd gotten up and eaten the free breakfast (yay!), we called the number of a horse-riding stable; the man told Lee that he was closed, but gave her the number of his father, who also did pony-trekking.
His father turned out to be Willie Daly, who has posters for his pony-trekking stable allll over Lisdoon. He said he was driving through so he'd pick us up, which he did; he was about sixty, with bright white hair, beige corduroys and an aran sweater. He drove us to his stables, near Doolin, in his tiny horse-smelling Citron. Cozy sat up front and Lee and I were squished in the back next to a couple tyres. Willie kept up a steady stream of talk about horses, about the eighty year old woman who had never ridden before and the hilarious story involving jealous husbands. In the course of this car conversation we learned that not only is Willie a pony stable owner, but is also The Matchmaker of Lisdoonvarna...as in, he is the one on the brochures, The Matchmaker with all the capital letters intact. (I'm pretty sure mere words can't express how fabulous this old man was...he just did not stop talking, and it was in this lovely soft accent, and he was teasing but only in the best way ("you'd best come to the bar tonight, girls, I can find you good Irish boys"), and telling us hilarious stories.
(HORSE. YAY.)
We had a two hour trek through gorgeous countryside, led in the second half by a young man named Frasier (the first half by a girl who's name I didn't catch; she left so I didn't get to talk with her). Frasier was hilarious, a total show-off, but really friendly and welcoming. After the trek he brought us back to Willie's kitchen and made us tea, and himself breakfast (at two in the afternoon...hah). We chatted about Ireland and traveling for a while; Willie came in and out and joined in the conversation. After a little while Willie's son, who lived next door, came over with his two daughters, Una (six) and Eva (four). They ran into the room with incredible energy and ran shrieking from Frasier ("are you my angel, then?" "yeeees!").
Una: Are you here on holiday?
Lee: Yes, actually, we're--
Una: I already knew that.
Everyone who comes here is on holiday.
And when they found out we were actresses: "Are you on TV?" And when we said no, "Oh," in a tone that clearly meant we weren't worth their time. Eva told us all about Una's new boyfriend (Frasier saying, "if I see you with a man, Eva...rrrr!") and showed us her coloring book; Una told us that her grandfather was famous (Cozy: "Does that mean you're famous? Can I shake hands with a famous person?"), and they both pestered us with thousands of questions.
Una: How old are you?
Lee: How old do you think I am?
Una: (long pause) Um. Seventy-two.
This is the kind of experience you live in another country for. The kind of thing you simply can't plan. And it fell right into our laps without a thought.
Beautiful.
We'd been in their kitchen about an hour, I think, when Willie came back in and said that there was a film crew doing a documentary, and did we mind getting back on the horses to ride a bit? (Hah! Did we mind!) So we got a second trek, for free, with an American film crew around us (some on horses, some with cameras). They were around to do a documentary on Willie and Lisdoonvarna. They were all wonderfully friendly people (one of them had a brother living in Seattle, so I got to talk about my city). So look for us on televsion! ...or something.
This is Willie's house, with the film crew in front. The white-haired man in the middle is our own Willie Daly.
And this is the kitchen we had tea in, with bridles on the wall and the best view anyone has ever had, ever.
More kitchen!
After the horse and film experience, we got back to Lisdoonvarna to meet Kate and Charlotte. We got food, and then went to explore the Lisdoonvarna nightlife...which is...indescribable. I'll do my best, though.
The place we ate dinner was at a hotel/bar called The Ritz, which was decidedly unritzy. We were surrounded by older people (I don't just mean the forty-fivers, I'm talking sixty and up) some of whom who were dressed in things no one should wear--I don't mean no sixty year old should wear, I mean no one should. We decided it was sort of like a retirement home crossed with a nightclub. The live music that we were excited for turned out to be, in every single venue, country music--as in American country music. And not really the good kind. We went to a bar after dinner and sat in the corner to people-watch. Pretty much everyone was drunk, or on their way. For some reason everyone was wearing cowboy hats purchased from a couple of roving salespeople; these hats were either bright red or pink, or zebra striped, or yellow with prints of marijuana leaves. I honestly felt as though I'd stepped into a bar in Arizona. It was bizarre, and entertaining, and like nothing else in the world, probably.
(It also gave me a complete understanding of the term "meat market." Not that I didn't know what it meant, but in that place it was really clear. People's evaluating gazes were palpable; you could feel people's eyes on you everywhere you went. I swear I have not been stared at so much in my
life. Some attention is flattering (I am an actor after all, I need an audience at some point). This was just insane.)
A taste of the crowds outside Meg Maguire's. Oh yes. Crazy.
SundaySunday was far more relaxing than Saturday night, and utterly gorgeous as well: We went to see the Cliffs of Moher. I think for this I'll just have to let the pictures talk; there's not much I can say about the Cliffs, except superlatives that don't really convey any meaning. It's sort of unreal, though; all the photos I took feel like postcards, have this air of surreality to them, but while you're there, the earth is realer than anything else. Especially right near the edge, when you glance down and there's nothing between you and the cliffs and a very long way down to the ocean. That's our planet, right there. God, but it's breathtaking.
(This is the view if you look away from the Cliffs, back toward the mainland. Less awe-inspiring perhaps, but no less beautiful.)
We caught the bus from the Cliffs just as it began to rain. The ride back to Dublin was long, but not overly terrible; Lee and I talked theater and musicals, and read plays, and eavesdropped on the people around us. What stood out about coming home was just that--we were coming home. I don't know whether it's just the amount of time we've lived here now, or the fact that we'd traveled away from it, but arriving in Dublin on Sunday night was returning to a home, not just a base. That's not to say I don't still have settling in to do, or that I don't miss things from home like mad, because I do; but it's nice to know that I can come to Leeson Hall and have it be welcoming. It's good to know.